The hunt for the adorable alarm clock

Who knew finding adorable digital alarm clocks was so hard?

We've renovated our basement (pictures coming soon) and I wanted to find a cute, adorable clock for the new guest room. HOLY SMOKES it was a challenge. Affordable was probably the biggest thing. Who are these people spending $60 on a digital clock?!

My criteria:

Not offensive to the eyes

Under $30

Visible with the lights off

 I found 5 after roughly 4 hours of searching (I need new hobbies). Am I missing something? A super clock store where everything isn't red or black? I've identified a market gap- get me on the phone with the patent office.

In the mean time...